Inspirational and Funny Monday Quotes

Mondays, the most hated day of the week. When Mondays roll around, you have two options. One is to make the best of it. For that, we have a list of inspirational Monday quotes for you to read to help get you in the correct mindset to make the most out of your day. Two is join in around the water cooler to complain about how it’s Monday. If you’re in the “I just want to get through this day” mood then read the funny quotes about Monday instead.

May you one day find a career where “Mondays” no longer exist.

Inspirational Monday Quotes


“I am in charge of how I feel and today I am choosing happiness.”

“Be reponsible for the energy you bring.”

“Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.” – Harriet Tubman

“Obstacles don’t have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don’t turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.” – Michael Jordan

“Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.” – Henry David Thoreau

“Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out.” – Art Linkletter

“Don’t let someone’s bad attitude change your good attitude.” – Unknown

“Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.” – James Baldwin

“Begin each day with a grateful heart.”

“Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Let your words heal and not wound.”


Funny Monday Quotes


“Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear: ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'”

“Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close to Monday?”

“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.”

“Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.” – Unknown

“If Monday had a face, I would punch it.”

“If each day was a gift, I would like to know where to return Monday.”

“It’s Monday. I’m refreshed and ready to hate my job.”

“Look on the bright side… at least Mondays only happen once a week.”

“If you listen closely you ca hear Monday sharpening its claws.”

“Dear Monday,

I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday.


It’s Not Me, It’s You.”

Finally, here’s a video about Mondays or actually, just funny office outbursts. Enjoy:

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